Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...