Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...