New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...