80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...