Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 – The Resume Your resume is a...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...