Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...