Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...