Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...