Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...