Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...