Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...