Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...