Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...