Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!