Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...