Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...