Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...