Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...