When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.