Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...