Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...