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|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...