Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...