Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...