Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...