Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...