A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...