Someone stole things from me
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20 truths about men
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15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
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Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
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Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...