Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...