Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...