Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...