Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...