The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...