Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...