Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...