Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...