New element was found
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Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...