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The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
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On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
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The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Glossary of music terms
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