Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.