3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...