Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp