Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...