Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...