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A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.