The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...