If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....