Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...