Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...