Jump out of the plane
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YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Bonkistry
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A Shorty
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What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Mom would never say
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On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
We need to help these people
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A great new hearing aid
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