Newfie fun
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George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Small…
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Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
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How did he look?
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Work for an operator
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Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
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